Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours.
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
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If you are on God’s side reblog this. If you’re on the Devil’s side, keep scrolling.
i dont like reblogging shit like this, but this one got me cause of the second sentence.
Only cos I’m not on the devil’s side. Lol.
^^^^
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Trying to get serious with your bestfriend.
Expectation:
Reality:
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Remember her?
She wowed everyone with her brilliant voice on Britain’s got talent.
Reblog and click the picture.
holy shit
click the photo!!!
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